Wednesday, December 6

Christmas Jokes to Cheer You Up

Coucou guys,

Do you like Christmas jokes?
Cute Christmas jokes are always super fun for this season. They bring a smile on our face and put us in a good mood. 
I just love reading them. :-)
Take a look at my little collection of fun and have a laugh reading them. Hope they cheer you up!





Q: What's white and goes up ?
A: A confused snowflake !

Q: What do snowman eat for breakfast ?
A: Snowflakes! 

Q: What kind of bird can write ?
A: A Penguin !

Q: How does a snowman get to work ?
A: By icicle !

Q: What do you get when you cross mistletoe and a duck ?
A: A Christmas Quacker !

Q: What do they sing at a snowman's birthdays party ?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow !




Q: What did one snowman say to the other ?
A: You are cool !

Q: What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing ?
A: Freeze !

Q: What two snowmen did when they walk into a bar .
A: They melt !

Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
A: Frostbite !  

Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh ?
A: Nothing, it was on the house !

Q: What's every elf's favorite type of music ?
A: Wrap !

Q: What do you call an old snowman ?
A: Water !

Q: Why is it always cold at Christmas ?
A: Because it's in Decembrrrrrrr !


Hope you liked it. You can write them on cards or tell them to your friends and put the smile on their face. 
Have a wonderful day full of laughter everyone.

''Love''
Dusana







 Our waterproof Christmas shower curtain, my little one loves it.