Do you like Christmas jokes?
Cute Christmas jokes are always super fun for this season. They bring a smile on our face and put us in a good mood.
I just love reading them. :-)
Take a look at my little collection of fun and have a laugh reading them. Hope they cheer you up!
Q: What's white and goes up ?
A: A confused snowflake !
Q: What do snowman eat for breakfast ?
A: Snowflakes!
Q: What kind of bird can write ?
A: A Penguin !
Q: How does a snowman get to work ?
A: By icicle !
Q: What do you get when you cross mistletoe and a duck ?
A: A Christmas Quacker !
Q: What do they sing at a snowman's birthdays party ?
A: Freeze a jolly good fellow !
Q: What did one snowman say to the other ?
A: You are cool !
Q: What did the police officer say when he saw the snowman stealing ?
A: Freeze !
Q: What two snowmen did when they walk into a bar .
Q: What two snowmen did when they walk into a bar .
A: They melt !
Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire ?
A: Frostbite !
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh ?
A: Nothing, it was on the house !
Q: What's every elf's favorite type of music ?
A: Wrap !
Q: What do you call an old snowman ?
A: Water !
Q: Why is it always cold at Christmas ?
A: Because it's in Decembrrrrrrr !
Hope you liked it. You can write them on cards or tell them to your friends and put the smile on their face.
Have a wonderful day full of laughter everyone.
''Love''
Dusana
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Our waterproof Christmas shower curtain, my little one loves it.
Thanks for sharing these jokes- they definitely made me smile!
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These jokes are too funny!!
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Such a lovely print on your shirt!!!
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Thanks for sharing these jokes. Have a great day! Gemma x
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i like the jokes. cute dress
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